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"Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy." Groucho Marx 4.1429 average rating  
"When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine." H.G. Wells 4.3333 average rating  
"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children." Mark Twain 4.6667 average rating  
"Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself." Mark Twain 4.4545 average rating  
"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen 4.4783 average rating  
"Sex relieves tension - love causes it." Woody Allen 4.5000 average rating  
"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman." Woody Allen 4.7500 average rating  
"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." Tom Clancy 3.8750 average rating  
"Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped." Author Unknown 4.8000 average rating  
"I think I could fall madly in bed with you." Author Unknown 4.7143 average rating  
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question." Author Unknown 4.5185 average rating  
"Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics." Author Unknown 4.7619 average rating  
"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." Author Unknown 3.6667 average rating  
"The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating  
"Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time." Author Unknown 4.6154 average rating  
"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?" Author Unknown 3.0000 average rating  
"I once knew a woman who offered her honor So I honored her offer And all night long I was on her and off her." Author Unknown 4.6154 average rating  
"An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating  
"The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on." Author Unknown 4.6154 average rating  
"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken." Author Unknown 4.7838 average rating  
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