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"Computers have lots of memory but no imagination." Author Unknown 4.8000 average rating  
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." Author Unknown 4.4286 average rating  
"Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating  
"If it draws blood, it's hardware." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating  
"I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating  
"Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?" Author Unknown  
"RAM disk is not an installation procedure." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating  
"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks." Author Unknown 4.3478 average rating  
"The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating  
"Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating  
"Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups." Author Unknown 4.0000 average rating  
"In God we trust, all others we virus scan." Author Unknown 4.3125 average rating  
"It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating  
"I just wish my mouth had a backspace key." Author Unknown 4.3333 average rating  
"Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software." Author Unknown 4.8750 average rating  
"RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages." Dave Barry 4.0000 average rating  
"Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz." Dave Barry  
"Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends you an error message that requires you to call the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou." Dave Barry 4.6667 average rating  
"Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it." Dave Barry 5.0000 average rating  
"Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations." Dave Barry 4.0000 average rating  
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