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"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx 4.5000 average rating  
"Find out how much God has given you and from it take what you need; the remainder is needed by others." Saint Augustine 4.3333 average rating  
"There is no use whatever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb himself." Andrew Carnegie 4.7895 average rating  
"Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little." Edmund Burke 4.9730 average rating  
"Great men are the guideposts and landmarks in the state." Edmund Burke  
"A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business." Henry Ford 3.7500 average rating  
"The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed." Henry Ford 5.0000 average rating  
"I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done." Henry Ford 4.5556 average rating  
"The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff." Ambrose Bierce 3.0000 average rating  
"He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help." Abraham Lincoln 4.6364 average rating  
"No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar." Abraham Lincoln 4.9091 average rating  
"Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it." Mark Twain 4.5000 average rating  
"Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing the matter with this, except that it ain't so." Mark Twain 4.8571 average rating  
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." Mark Twain 4.9091 average rating  
"I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't." Mark Twain 4.0000 average rating  
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it." Mark Twain 4.3333 average rating  
"When in doubt, tell the truth." Mark Twain 4.3750 average rating  
"No mask like open truth to cover lies, As to go naked is the best disguise." William Congreve 5.0000 average rating  
"If we were all given by magic the power to read each other's thoughts, I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships." Bertrand Russell 4.1111 average rating  
"I do not admire a virtue like valour when it is pushed to excess, if I do not see at the same time the excess of the opposite virtue, as one does in Epaminondas, who displayed extreme valour and extreme benevolence. For otherwise it is not an ascent, but a fall. We do not display our greatness by placing ourselves at one extremity, but rather by being at both at the same time, and filling up the whole of the space between them." Blaise Pascal 2.3333 average rating  
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