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"I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance."
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"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"
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"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"
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"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
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