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Steven Wright

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"I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance." Quotations 5.00 average rating  
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'" Sleep 5.00 average rating  
"If God dropped acid, would he see people?" Friendship, Drugs 4.16 average rating  
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." Love, Death 4.83 average rating  
 


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