Homer Simpson

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Quote	Categories	Rating
"Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover."
"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."	God, Stupidity
"If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth."	God, Stupidity
"Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs."	God, Stupidity
"If a tree falls in the forest on a mime, does anyone care?"	God, Stupidity
"British skydiver Alfred Peters collided with a sportplane. Peters broke his foot, while the plane crashed and the four people on board died."	God, Stupidity
"If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?"	God, Stupidity
"An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead."	God, Stupidity
"© Copywrong 1995 - All rights reversed."	God, Stupidity
"What was that number for 911 again?"	God, Stupidity
"Oh my god! Space Aliens!!! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids... EAT THEM!!!"	God, Stupidity
"Lisa, you're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all by yourself."	God, Stupidity
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel."	God, Stupidity

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